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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tyleroakley:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Perfect.

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You learn after a while that it’s not getting your face recognised that’s the payoff. It’s having your film remembered.


My one true love!!!

You learn after a while that it’s not getting your face recognised that’s the payoff. It’s having your film remembered.

My one true love!!!

My life will not be complete until i have a husky. 

My life will not be complete until i have a husky. 

psych-facts:

We are more attracted to the way a person smells than we are to the way they look.

This is totally true.

psych-facts:

We are more attracted to the way a person smells than we are to the way they look.

This is totally true.

Lol

Lol

I need to be here

I need to be here

I’m so sick of being in love with someone I may never have. It’s been 10 years and I’ve had plenty of opportunities to make it happen but I’ve turned them all down because I got scared. I’m well aware that its completely my fault, and that I do it to myself. I just can’t figure out how to let the past go. But even if I did get another opportunity i would probably turn it down again. I can’t justify my behavior and I have no idea why I do it to myself. I’m a terrible person and I’m not worthy of a healthy relationship. I live in a fantasy world where relationships are supposed to be perfect and everyone lives happily ever after. I can’t accept the fact that real life doesn’t work like that. I wish I could just be happy with myself and appreciate what I have right now.

I just want somebody to do cutesy stupid shit with.

death-by-lulz:

higgins34:

Bats aka Winged Kittens. 

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xoxoeviemico:

“Because things change And friends leave And life doesn’t stop for anybody.”
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower 🌻

xoxoeviemico:

“Because things change
And friends leave
And life doesn’t stop for anybody.”

-The Perks of Being a Wallflower 🌻

I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.

I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.
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